I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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