I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
