I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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