I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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