Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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