I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
that's an acceptable place to lick
Too much gin, very little bucket
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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