so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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