You smell like a Billy Joel song
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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