Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The power of my boobs compel you
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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