did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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