We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
and she was petting her beer can
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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