By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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