is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
