either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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