Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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