How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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