VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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