Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

i just google imaged poop.

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(949): View more from California

i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting

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(216): View more from Ohio

normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures

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(937): View more from Ohio

I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday

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(925): View more from California

so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty

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