We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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