If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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