i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize