I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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