I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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