He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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