Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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