well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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