brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
