they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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