home. puking in laundry basket.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We just shotgunned beers for America
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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