Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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