Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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