Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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