Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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