I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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