What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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