Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Houston, we have a blender
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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