Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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