i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
