you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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