Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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