ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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