can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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