Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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