so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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