Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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