How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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