North Korea, Best Korea!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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