1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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