She's JV to your varsity
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
