I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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