Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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