I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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