Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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