but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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